• A bag of weed

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    Stewie: Now everybody gather ‘round and listen if you would
    When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
    Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
    Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
    All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight

    A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
    Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    It’s the only hope that you’ll ever need
    Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    Stewie: There you go, you’re all getting it now
    Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
    Stewie: They go assault a queer.
    Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
    Stewie: They rent The Rocketeer.
    Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
    Stewie: He humps a guy like me.
    Ensemble: Right!
    All: But all we need is a bag of weed,

    To keep us worry free.
    One, Two, Three, HO!
    A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
    Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    Oh, you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed
    Because Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    Stewie: Have a go, Brian!
    Brian: As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, “The common man’s a fool.”
    Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, “Poof do kee dee poh pool.”
    Brian: But try and use your heads and don’t buy into all the fear.
    All: HEY!

    ‘Cuz all we need is a bag of weed
    To make us wanna cheer!
    And One, Two!
    A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
    Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    You can try and fight but we’re all agreed
    Because everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    (dance break)
    One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight,
    And One, Two, Three, Four, And A Five, And A Six, And A Seven! HO!!
    A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
    Oh, everything is better with A Bag of Weed
    You’re a happy guy when you plant the seed,
    Because everything is better with A Bag…
    Of…
    Weed!
    Oh ev’rything is better with a bag of weed!!

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